ETA: Yeah, so the highlight of that critique was when she claimed that Wendla was unknowingly pushed into an abortion (true) and then died due to amnesia (I think you mean anemia sweetheart, and, no, false). She got a 15/100 because her mechanics were passable enough to get her 5/10 and since she did actually break it up into paragraphs I gave her 10/30 on the structure part of the rubric.
Between this one and the girl who basically claimed that The Vagina Monologues were too feminist and made men look like the bad guys (those poor men) I am just ready to give up, give everyone else 85/100, and call it a day because what if those aren't the worst things I read. What if. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH VODKA I CAN DRINK.